Scorpio 24 Oct – 22 Nov
It is high-time you started to work more diligently as success is just around the corner. Keep the faith at all times. You retain info like a punctured watering can, so, you need to keep your big mouth shut. A woman who seemingly applies her makeup with a trowel needs support and understanding rather than ridicule. At last love will make an appearance in your life.
Sagittarius 23 Nov – 21 Dec
You are a mouse not a man and need to change how you react to other people. Your life is not as rosy as you envisaged, but you can still appreciate the lovely flowers around you. Stop complaining about everything. Recently, your confidence has diminished and self-doubt has returned, but as everything is cyclical, you only need to wait for change to come. Smoke less.
Capricorn 22 Dec – 20 Jan
Now you should lower your precious anchor and develop roots that will stand you in good stead in the future. You need to also improve your bait if you are ever to land someone nice. Violence is a cancer that destroys relationships, so, do stop being so aggressive and listen more. A good time to get rid of your uncomfortable bra. Time to pay for your brief pleasure.
Aquarius 21 Jan – 19 Feb
Criticism provokes your shutters to come down and you fail to learn. You walk around with a superior air but you have a nose just like the rest of us. Get to the bottom of your flatulence before you blow everyone out of your life. The person you are infatuated with will reject you unless you have a big lottery win. Ironically, be kind to any admirers you may have. Choose.
Pisces 20 Feb – 20 Mar
You will never erase your past, but today, you have the opportunity to do something positive. Stop boosting your ego through leading someone on as it will only end in tears. A tone-deaf woman will bring much joy into your life with the fabulous melodies she weaves in life. Now that the weather is clement, why not visit the glorious county that is Yorkshire? Dance more.
Aries 21 Mar – 20 Apr
This week you may witness someone being bullied – but will you turn a blind eye as usual? Think twice about writing a love letter as it may come back to haunt you and you won’t have a ghost of a chance of denying it. Something may stop being self-rising, so, may be concentrate on just tending your garden more. Stop being so rude to someone who can help.
Taurus 21 Apr – 21 May
Marriage has so far evaded you, but this may change soon. But stop coming across as needy. Freedom doesn’t exist, so, just accept this and do what you can. You’re a very creative person who wastes your talent and time in the pub. People are also getting fed up of seeing your poker-face and maybe it’s time to lay your cards on the table. Try to consume less sugar.
Gemini 22 May – 21 Jun
You are lost and muddled in one of life’s puddles at the moment, but sunshine is on its way and you will soon see clearly again. You are barking mad if you think the acquisition of a pet would improve your life – you can barely look after yourself. Try not to fall out of bed otherwise you may break your collar bone. A good time to go out for a meal with friends.
Cancer 22 Jun – 23 Jul
Some people say be careful what you wish for – this applies to you when one of your dreams turn into a nightmare this month. Be more careful with your diet as you’re still flirting with diabetes. A Brazilian woman will teach you some new dance moves. You may be in a sticky situation when someone catches you in an embarrassing situation. Be honest with yourself.
Leo 24 Jul – 23 Aug
You will meet a famous person this month and be impressed by how grounded they are. Love will suddenly illuminate your world and highlight how important affection is in our lives. An attractive person will also come into your life, but you have made your promises, so, stick to them. Money will come your way, but it will not sort out all of your problems overnight.
Virgo 24 Aug – 23 Sep
You will receive an icy reception following your latest public display. Time for apologies all round. Some people view you as an imbecile, but you could paint some wonderful pictures and show that there is more to you than it says on the tin. Time to stop fooling around and put a ring on a loved one’s finger. A wolf in lamb’s clothing will slaughter you if you allow it.
Libra 24 Sep – 23 Oct
In the near future, you will realise it doesn’t matter who wears the trousers as long as you’re both creased up with laughter. Old age is approaching, but you knew it would always hopefully be like this for you. It may be a good time to buy a green jacket. Maybe consider a short holiday if you have the funds, otherwise, treat your family in another loving way.