Scorpio 24 Oct – 22 Nov
An unexpected pregnancy in the family will bring a lot of joy – if everyone can stop judging. Today, why not give a service worker a large tip and make their day? A good time to travel into the countryside and wonder at the beauty of nature. Ignore the man at work who keeps needling you as he will eventually reap what he sows. Accept that love comes in many forms and many colours.
Sagittarius 23 Nov – 21 Dec
Alcohol is a crutch you need to abandon if you are ever to be at peace. It is a good time to purchase some currant teacakes. You are in a sea of debt, so, stop using your credit cards like they are free. However, don’t hesitate to ask for help if you feel you can’t cope. Accept an invitation to go get an eye-full of French culture and embrace the French nation. Invest.
Capricorn 22 Dec – 20 Jan
A close friend will take you aside and say something that initially seems negative, but on reflection, is very helpful. Your life may be purgatory at the moment but remember that a slice of heaven is just around the corner. A woman called Eve may try to lead you astray which is okay if you want to be led astray. Grow your hair down to your knees and become Hindu.
Aquarius 21 Jan – 19 Feb
A chest of drawers in a charity shop will catch your eye and may become a treasured possession if you acquire it. You will fall in love with a much younger person and love will bridge the age gap. Someone close to you will screw-up bigtime, so, it is time to stand up and be counted and serve them with a dose of compassion. Treat life like a box of chocolates.
Pisces 20 Feb – 20 Mar
Someone on the margins of society will illustrate the advantages of not being just one of the crowd. You may find that you need a small operation in the future, so, be brave. You are usually quite dynamic but now need a good rest to recharge your batteries. An ex-prisoner may demonstrate how we all deserve a second chance. Meditate if you think it will help you.
Aries 21 Mar – 20 Apr
A Scottish woman will make you act a bit sheepish when she offers you a portion of haggis. Time to take a look at yourself from a new angle. Have a shave or your husband may leave you for another woman. It is a good time to realise that you have already found what you are looking for. A man called Sid will verbally abuse you but he is just another vicious punk.
Taurus 21 Apr – 21 May
A trip to a spa would be a good idea as you deserve some pampering and a bit of ‘me’ time. If you’re lonely and like football, start to follow your local team and you will meet like-minded people. Worry may have invaded your mind, but hold on as everything passes. Give blood if you can overcome your fear of needles, as it will really help someone in need. Love is near.
Gemini 22 May – 21 Jun
Now is the time to wonder why trouble follows you around. You may be the jewel in your family’s crown, but you will soon realise that you are nothing special and very ordinary like the rest of us. A Buddhist monk you once looked up to, will give it all up for a crazy woman. Maybe learn a new language that will help you find your way around a foreign culture.
Cancer 22 Jun – 23 Jul
A trip abroad may be a good idea but don’t spend money there like a fool. Be careful about the language you use at work as there are a lot of politically correct judges around. It might be a good time to try for a baby if you think you can stop being the centre of your world and care for a little vulnerable person. Or buy some tissues as you may catch a cold anytime soon.
Leo 24 Jul – 23 Aug
Someone you thought you could trust will turn out to be a duplicitous snake who stabs you in the back when you least expect it. Out-of-the-blue you may receive a summons to attend court, so, put in the required appearance and you will be alright. You will show how you are like a superhero when you step in and stop a fight between people who are usually friends.
Virgo 24 Aug – 23 Sep
Someone who has been like a father-figure for you will become ill and it may remind you how fragile we really are. Happily, there will be a new dawn of happiness for you and the horizon will look better than it’s done for a while. Your teeth aren’t looking good, so, may be save up and visit a dentist. It’s time you confronted a friend who’s gets on your nerves.
Libra 24 Sep – 23 Oct
Your health may not be too good at the moment, but you will pick up soon and go on to enjoy the summer. Also, your opinion of yourself may not be very high, but you are a good person and people should feel honoured to know you. Maybe buy an air-fryer and enjoy chips again. All-in-all, your life will improve, you will find love, and money will come your way! Think.