Scorpio 24 Oct – 22 Nov
This month, someone will accuse you of dancing like a crazy fool, but you won’t care as you’re having the time of your life. It is however, time you stopped turning a deaf ear to a friend who clearly needs help. A situation you have been worried about will prove to be just another storm in a tea cup with no real consequences. Perhaps eat more homemade stew.
Sagittarius 23 Nov – 21 Dec
You have not been very nice to your family recently, but now is the time to step up to the plate and be there for them now that they need you. Stop fraternising with someone who you know your partner despises. An attractive stranger will try to win your favour, but do remember what you have at home. The clouds of doubt will dissipate and all will be good.
Capricorn 22 Dec – 20 Jan
Love may be just around the corner if you can think straight. You are always reluctant to put your hand in your pocket and will lose out if this continues. Time to put your house in order and understand that we don’t exist in isolation. Stop fly-tipping your problems on others’ doorsteps and take responsibility for your actions. Remember you can change if you want to.
Aquarius 21 Jan – 19 Feb
You may be down in the doldrums and think you’re in a mental cul-de-sac. This will be proved to be incorrect if you hold on in there. Buy yourself something nice as you deserve to pamper yourself a bit. A religious person will gain your respect when you see there is more to him than holy words. If you owe money to a friend, pay it back as friendship is important.
Pisces 20 Feb – 20 Mar
It’s time you started to use words instead of your fists. A man called Adam will confirm that we have all evolved from primitive beings. Be aware that heaven is never far from hell. A friend has made a big mistake, but don’t be too harsh on them as we have all screwed up at one time or another. Change is needed but it’s better to have evolution than revolution. Knit.
Aries 21 Mar – 20 Apr
This week, be careful how you react to a taxi driver’s indecent proposal and don’t let the idea get into gear. You are very attractive but you seem to have the personality of a slug – do something about it before you get left on the shelf. It is a good time to start re-building the bridges you burned when you were last in love with alcohol. Be nice to a vulnerable person.
Taurus 21 Apr – 21 May
You clearly get less attention these days, but maybe just accept that you are no longer a spring chicken and top of the social pecking order. Also, your eczema is not too good but remember what a lovely person you are inside. Things are temporary. A good time to be nice to yourself and continue to believe in miracles as they do happen sometimes. Visit Wales.
Gemini 22 May – 21 Jun
Someone may be playing mind games with you and you may need to walk away and find some new friends who appreciate you. You are very ugly, but don’t worry, as you can and will find love if you are patient. A good time to buy a vintage 3-wheeler car and cruise like a fool using its limited horsepower. Also, stop employing violence as no one is impressed by it.
Cancer 22 Jun – 23 Jul
Take in a bit of culture and visit some landmarks in London like The Houses of Parliament and Buckingham Palace. Perhaps, cement your romantic relationship with a ring that is more symbolic than costly. Anyway, a huge bill is coming your way, so, it’s a good time to be prudent. You need to be much more positive if you’re to succeed in the future. Watch T.V.
Leo 24 Jul – 23 Aug
You may soon learn that you have to have a small but necessary operation. It may a good time to stop making the pub your church and find something else to believe in. Your life has been turbulent of late, but rainbows will once again come into view. If you are to prosper, it might be a good idea to see things from others point of view instead of only your own.
Virgo 24 Aug – 23 Sep
A heard careless whisper can cause havoc, so, be careful what you say when others are around. The opposite sex really like you and would like to be by your side even if you are a bit of a weirdo. Maybe bleach your hair and shock your close friends as you have had your hair the same for years. A fight or flee situation will shake you up, and crave a quieter life.
Libra 24 Sep – 23 Oct
Try to stop worrying and ruminating as it achieves little except stress and fatigue – your fears will probably never be realised. Some things are best not sugar-coated. A friend will once again exhibit their great loyalty, so, promise yourself to do the same for them some day. Think of the future and start to grow a Bonsai tree. Consider returning to education. Relax.